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My life as a superhero....

2008-08-08T14:23:00.001-07:00

Yep...screwed up again.

2008-08-07T14:15:00.000-07:00

I know I haven't updated lately. I have a few scanned in already, but with the cpu situation I haven't been able to put anything up for a while. And I don't want to get back into it only to fail again. I'll eventually start updating again, but for now it's on the backburner. I have my fingers in too many pies at the moment!

Oookay....where are the updates?

2008-07-10T18:19:00.000-07:00

Yeah, sorry bout that. I said every Monday and I fell extremely short. I'm going to attempt it again, and if I can keep it up for awhile I'll try more. Meh, this is my lowest visited site, and I wonder why. Maybe because I NEVER update or advertise it? Hm, those COULD be reasons....

Found out.

2008-05-25T17:51:00.001-07:00

Ah....Life.

2008-04-30T12:43:00.001-07:00

Life is whatever we make of it, right? So I suppose that's why my life is a nice boiling hot crock pot of hog testicles. Which is to say things aren't so great. I've screwed up before, but this takes the cake and turns it upside down, lays it on the sidewalk, and waits for some emo kid to skateboard right over it. I don't know how to love. I don't have the balls to take a chance and "step out of my comfort zone" and get a new job. I haven't completed a diet in maybe a year, meaning I look like the Pillsbury Doughboy if he were twice as doughy and half as good looking. Man, whatever happened to the strapping young guy who was at least content with his place in the world? Time, that's what. Time happened. Now it's "time" for a change. I'm giving myself thirty days to make something happen. Will that be enough? That's the goal, and that's my new "storyline" for this webcomic. Real life, baby. Wish me luck.

Life.

2008-03-18T16:09:00.000-07:00

Insecure, anyone?

2008-03-06T16:35:00.000-08:00

It doesn't get any easier.

2008-03-02T21:50:00.000-08:00

Bills, bills, bills.

2008-01-31T15:42:00.000-08:00

Late Christmas comic....sorry!

2008-01-31T15:39:00.000-08:00

2007-12-04T17:26:00.000-08:00

No arguments here.

2007-11-30T13:49:00.001-08:00

Even in a world of blacks and greys, she's still in color.

2007-11-28T12:53:00.001-08:00

A Healthy Relationship.

2007-11-27T03:11:00.000-08:00

Where's the angel on MY shoulder?

2007-11-26T17:07:00.001-08:00

She still cares.

2007-11-25T11:38:00.001-08:00

What DOES he really want?

2007-11-23T12:00:00.000-08:00

What do I really want?

2007-11-18T14:16:00.000-08:00

Just do it.

2007-11-14T11:53:00.000-08:00

Okay, so maybe this is an exaggeration?

Rules.

2007-11-12T13:17:00.000-08:00

I guess it makes sense. Doesn't it?

Advice?

2007-11-11T11:08:00.000-08:00

This is the kind of advice I get. Maybe I should be talking to somebody else?

Breaking Up 2.

2007-11-09T12:21:00.000-08:00

What, did you expect all of them to end with a joke?

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do.

2007-11-08T15:56:00.000-08:00

Yeah, we've had a talk similar to this. Things happen, don't they?

Halloween Fun.

2007-11-08T15:53:00.000-08:00

That's Mr. Demery, the boss at my crummy job. I dressed as him and won the 50 dollar grand prize. He thought it was funny, and so did everyone else. I'm SO glad I didn't use the really dark makeup I bought. That would have just been wrong. So I used a lighter blend.

Hey there!

2007-11-07T13:27:00.000-08:00

I put up five spankin new comics today, so enjoy those. Sorry the Halloween comics are late, I didn't have time to put them up before. I'm basically playing catch up. I don't have a real update day as of right now, I just put up tons of comics. Should I have specific days set up? I want as many readers as possible, but like to share comics all the time. Let me know what's best! And sorry about how many times said "I".

Post Halloween.

2007-11-07T13:26:00.000-08:00

....I had a small lapse in willpower. It happens.

Persuasion 2.

2007-11-07T13:25:00.000-08:00

I have to give Jennifer credit, she sure did try.

Persuasion.

2007-11-07T13:23:00.000-08:00

See what I mean? Had to have it. We bought both, but took back the Prime costume because the helmet didn't fit.

Holloween.

2007-11-07T13:21:00.000-08:00

I spelled Halloween that way on purpose. And Jennifer was so adamant on Dylan being Optimus Prime this year, but once he spotted that new Batman costume, he HAD to have it.

Viral Outbreak.

2007-11-07T13:20:00.000-08:00

She actually said this, and I knew I would have to make a comic out of it.

Assumptions.

2007-11-01T08:13:00.000-07:00

You should never assume anything, especially with me. And I've tried contacts before, but with one eye being weaker than the other, they can never make them work for me. Makes it difficult when you want to dress up for Halloween but can't make a mask fit because of the glasses getting in the way.

Temptation.

2007-11-01T08:09:00.000-07:00

I would say that in the last seven or eight years I've dieted maybe ten times, losing twenty or thirty pounds in the process, only to gain it back again every time. It's hard to just change your entire lifestyle. I like fast food, but I like being able to wear size medium shirts. Sacrifices!

Black Is The New Black.

2007-10-30T14:15:00.000-07:00

I like to wear black. So what?

First Drink.

2007-10-29T17:56:00.000-07:00

This happened about seven years ago. It's funny to see someone who has never had a drink think he can handle an entire bottle of Peppermint Schnapps. And handle it, he didn't.

Man's Best Friend.

2007-10-27T12:57:00.000-07:00

Let's not misconstrue this. The best friend I'm talking about is the alcohol, not Jennifer bringing me the alcohol. With that said, I likes me booze. A little too much.

Split Personality.

2007-10-27T12:50:00.000-07:00

I can be this way sometimes. Scary, ain't it?

Fight Night.

2007-10-25T12:56:00.000-07:00

Fight Night Round 3 on Xbox Live. We're both addicted to it and play every single day. Even when it pisses us off. Damn cheaters.

Search Engines.

2007-10-25T12:53:00.000-07:00

Never tell a woman with hormonal issues to Google.

Scientific Research.

2007-10-25T12:51:00.000-07:00

....Not much to add here. Heh.

Anatomy of a Relationship.

2007-10-25T12:01:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I just need some time alone. I'm pretty sure I look like a horses ass when I'm trying to explain it to her too.

Smothered chicken.

2007-10-25T11:58:00.000-07:00

I think we've all felt like this at one point or another. But it usually passes. Or we are afraid to say anything.

Aftermath.

2007-10-25T11:54:00.000-07:00

Things got a little eenteresting at Chris's that night. He attempted some drunken moves on Jennifer, even trying to kiss her. I guess alcohol is stronger than a friendship since we were kids. Dumbass.

Girls Night Out 3.

2007-10-25T11:47:00.000-07:00

Ysee, I used to live with Chris, in his house a few miles away. He kicked me out a year later. Jennifer would come over and we would hang out. Chris got into steroids at some point, trying to not look like Pee Wee Herman.

Girls Night Out 2.

2007-10-25T09:56:00.000-07:00

Aaand the fun begins. She and her friends met Chris at a bar called Sluggers. I do believe he had already had a drink or two in em. That probably explains why he was wearing a Biggie shirt. Some people.

Girls Night Out.

2007-10-25T08:57:00.000-07:00

My girlfriend Jennifer decided to help out a "friend" of mine I used to live with by trying to set him up with a chick. Turns out she didn't know the girl was already taken, but she wanted to take him with her and her coworkers to a bar in town anyway to see what would happen. Watch. Learn.